Comments on: Victor Crowley loves to work with his hands. Hatchet. http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/ A celebration of cheap thrills Fri, 17 May 2013 14:16:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Dr. Sleazefinger http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/comment-page-1/#comment-4580 Dr. Sleazefinger Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:10:49 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/#comment-4580 Oldschool horror movie?
Well, i went into this movie hoping to find a new “The Burning” or “My Bloody Valentine”. Kind of stupid i know, and maybe i am just conservative but i really did not like this movie that much.
I never found the humor in this movie to be very funny except for the Tony Todd part in the beginning. I found the story and the humor to be rather stupid and the main character was annoying as hell.
Like i said maybe i am just conservative cuz i love both “Re-animator” and “Street Trash” but in this case id say the humor was the biggest problem.

All in all a pretty crappy movie that i can only compare to the horrendous “Hack!”.
“Hack!” and “Hatchet” actually was pretty much the exact same type of horror, however “Hatchet” was slightly more watchable.

Awesome page, keep feeding the scene ;D

]]> By: Favorite Movie Reviews http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/comment-page-1/#comment-752 Favorite Movie Reviews Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:08:57 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/#comment-752 A good horror movie. I like the way he kills people, it was really scary.

]]> By: Retroman DC http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/comment-page-1/#comment-710 Retroman DC Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:21:05 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/#comment-710 just saw Hatchet! Wow!!! Now thats how you make a fun horror film. Great ending!!!
I knew what was happening as soon as I saw the hand in the water. Hilarious, fun, gruesome. Everything a horror movie should be.

]]> By: Retroman DC http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/comment-page-1/#comment-650 Retroman DC Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:39:27 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2007/09/10/victor-crowley-loves-to-work-with-his-hands-hatchet/#comment-650 I can’t wait to see this movie! Heard lots of good things about it around the net. The closes theater playing it around here is Southfield near Detroit which is about and hour and half away from Lansing. so guess I’ll be waiting for DVD as I’m not that motivated to drive that far to go see a film but might be worth it just for cinematic experience. sounds better that crappy torture horror like Hostel. Those movie just tick me off. They’re just mean spirited evilness that hates the audience. This sounds like something entirely different.

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