9 Apr

Boll responds, “I’m not a fucking retard”

Posted by Bryan White | Wednesday April 9, 2008 | News

So last time, I just made some quote up but this time, I’m actually quoting the guy. I’ll never actually watch one of his movies. Okay, maybe Postal, but nothing else! I’ll tell you what, though, I’m really starting to like Uwe on a personal level. Check out the balls on this guy.

I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again,” says Boll. “If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend. You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am. I am the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye.

So his grasp of the English language is tenuous at best, but I think Uwe’s message has never been clearer. He’s the greatest filmmaker of all time and if you can’t see that, it’s your god damn fault. Dismissing the haters is Uwe’s specialty, apparently. He’s also crazy.

Awesome.

Thanks, Kotaku.

3 Comments 

  1. April 10, 2008 9:36 am

    enemy

    I think poor Uwe is losing his grasp on reality (if he ever really had a grasp on it in the first place.) How many signatures does that petition have again?

  2. April 10, 2008 9:53 am

    Bryan White

    There’s something like 160,000. A far cry from the goal but it’s not like internet petitions ever get anything done. The joke is funny and it just keeps on getting funnierKotaku had responses from Michael Bay and Eli Roth.

  3. June 19, 2011 10:19 pm

    Batman

    Don’t know anything about Uwes previous movies, except postal. I think postal was a good movie, but instead, rampage is a fucking strange and a socially distorted movie. It just might be, that Boll has found is own controversial style, which you may, or may not like. After seeing rampage i was ashtounded… Still i don’t know was it a good film, or just a shocker. Anyway, it gave something to think about. Nowadays that’s something quite really fucking rare. To shock, or for only entertainment i’d have to give this 4/5 stars. Hope You’ll enjoy this movie as much as i did, but take this warning: if you’re a sensitive person, this will go far beyond for what you’re used to. For those, not so shaky, this will give you a movie which goes on your mind longer than the credit lines.

    Sick it might be, but c’mon, life is.


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