Cinema Suicide

So last time, I just made some quote up but this time, I’m actually quoting the guy. I’ll never actually watch one of his movies. Okay, maybe Postal, but nothing else! I’ll tell you what, though, I’m really starting to like Uwe on a personal level. Check out the balls on this guy.

I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again,” says Boll. “If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend. You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am. I am the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye.

So his grasp of the English language is tenuous at best, but I think Uwe’s message has never been clearer. He’s the greatest filmmaker of all time and if you can’t see that, it’s your god damn fault. Dismissing the haters is Uwe’s specialty, apparently. He’s also crazy.

Awesome.

Thanks, Kotaku.