I heard some people out there really liked Rob Zombie’s remake of the immortal John Carpenter slasher classic. That’s between them and god, I guess, but while they wait for their chance to chat with their maker about their poor taste in movies, they can get comfortable, pop some popcorn and flood their senses with the upcoming Dimension Extreme release of Rob Zombie’s Halloween. Yes, I know that it ihas been out on DVD for a while but did you know that Dimension Extreme’s release weighs in at 3 god damn discs? Details about what’s actually on those discs are hard to come by but according to Fangoria, this upcoming release will obviously feature the movie but a four and a half hour making of documentary. You read that right. Stroke that ego, Rob. Stroke it long and slowly. I’m expecting a documentary about a man obsessed with his own vision, wasting his and the public’s time to be something akin to Heart of Darkness, the documentary about the troubled Apocalypse Now shoot, but I imagine that it’s going to be extended screen tests of William Forsythe spitting out nasty slurs and different takes of Ken Foree shouting “I’m Joe Grizzly!” while sitting on the can.
There is no god.