Comments on: Rockwell Was Onto Something: Bryan Loves You

By: whatajoke

whatajoke — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 20:56:13 +0000

this is the most excruciatingly horrible attempt to a horror film i have ever seen!!!!the beginning sets u up looking forward to being terrified and absolutely not even one exciting thrill occurs at all!!! i sat through the entire painfully boring thing just waiting for that one thing that would require me to gain my equilibrium and nothing!so disappointed!

By: jh

jh — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:42:10 +0000

are you KIDDING me? I just Googled this movie I spent 90 minutes of my life on hoping for something to spark my imagination for a religious cult horror project I’m working on. I hate to disparage the work of another fillmmaker, because such undertakings are hard work, indeed. But this movie went nowhere and made no sense at all. First it sets up you for raw minicam accounting of some horrendous events so gruesome as to risk permanent psychological trauma in the viewer. “Make sure you know where the exits are in this theater,” it warns you.

Meawhile… It cuts in and out of videocam perspective and into objective POV without explanation as to where this omniscient POV video footage is supposed to have come from.

It starts to reveal awesome and creepy details about an obscure cult taking over a town and digresses into a “Snake Pit” tangent that takes place in a sinister mental institution – a tangent that led nowhere and provided nothing original enough to induce even the tiniest goosebump. I wanted to see deep into the underpinnings of this sinister cadre and watch it’s subversive machinations. Not see a guy getting alternately yelled or drugged for half of act 2 to no apparent – definitely no specific – end. This movie was pointless and it is certainly no threat to even my grandmother’s delicate sensibilities.

Nice masks tho.

By: Captain N

Captain N — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:35:26 +0000

I have seen fan-films more inspiring,entertaining and interesting then this movie. I cannot believe any of the stars that are in this movie actually agreed to be part of it. The film is full of plot holes which is unacceptable for a movie with such a thin and mindless plot to start with. The acting is bad too. As I said before I have seen better acting in fan-films. Dont waste your time in giving movies like this credit where no credit is due.

By: Andrew Daehn

Andrew Daehn — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:24:53 +0000

This is the dumbest movie I have ever seen. I would sooner gouge my eyes out and have bamboo shoots shoved under my toe nails. This is the most painful thing I have ever had to endure. Send me back to Iraq. My eyes are bleeding.

By: Lurple

Lurple — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:23:47 +0000

Sounds pretty cool. I will have to check it out.

By: Dave!

Dave! — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:37:39 +0000

I’m sold. Can’t wait.