17 Jul

There he is, folks. The new Jason Voorhees.

Posted by Bryan White | Thursday July 17, 2008 | News

The first image from Platinum Dunes\' Friday the 13th Remake

That’s it.  That’s all you get. Entertainment Weekly got the scoop but that’s the best look you’re going to get until they start to market the flick heavily.  What do you think?


  1. July 18, 2008 12:16 am

    Richard Griffin

    Yeesh. Looks like a Pepsi commercial.

    Hollywood, just stay the fuck away from Suspiria, okay? Just stay the fuck away.

  2. July 18, 2008 1:17 am

    Remo D.

    Wow, man. She’s in a lake. And he’s wearing a jacket.

  3. July 18, 2008 8:35 am

    Bryan White

    Looks like he’s gotten some sun, too. Good for him. What I’d like to know is where you get a hockey mask in the middle of the forest.

  4. July 18, 2008 9:06 am


    I’d be more afraid of the color of that water than the man standing on the shore. And is he wearing a pink shirt?

  5. July 18, 2008 9:29 am


    I think there’s not much to think about it.

    Why not Suspiria: The Musical. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and The Hoff.

  6. July 20, 2008 8:06 pm


    Eh, I’d be more interested in Deep Red on ice…

  7. July 21, 2008 11:58 pm


    Lucio Fulci’s Corpse Presents: THE BEYOND! : The Musical.

    If those doors to Hell aren’t closed/
    Those spiders might bite off your nose/
    Everyone’s dead, but what the heck/
    So is poor old David Warbeck!

  8. July 24, 2008 9:59 am


    I think you’re on to something. And any of these musicals could be done on ice! Disney, are you taking notes?

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