Comments on: There he is, folks. The new Jason Voorhees.

By: Lurple

Lurple — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:59:09 +0000

I think you’re on to something. And any of these musicals could be done on ice! Disney, are you taking notes?

Richard — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:58:07 +0000

Lucio Fulci’s Corpse Presents: THE BEYOND! : The Musical.

If those doors to Hell aren’t closed/
Those spiders might bite off your nose/
Everyone’s dead, but what the heck/
So is poor old David Warbeck!

Dave! — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:06:26 +0000

Eh, I’d be more interested in Deep Red on ice…

Lurple — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:29:52 +0000

I think there’s not much to think about it.

Why not Suspiria: The Musical. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and The Hoff.

Dave! — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:06:01 +0000

I’d be more afraid of the color of that water than the man standing on the shore. And is he wearing a pink shirt?

Bryan White — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:35:20 +0000

Looks like he’s gotten some sun, too. Good for him. What I’d like to know is where you get a hockey mask in the middle of the forest.

Remo D. — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:17:46 +0000

Wow, man. She’s in a lake. And he’s wearing a jacket.

Richard Griffin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:16:36 +0000

Yeesh. Looks like a Pepsi commercial.

Hollywood, just stay the fuck away from Suspiria, okay? Just stay the fuck away.