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	<title>Comments on: Soul Man Vs. the Martians: War of the World&#8217;s 2: The Next Wave</title>
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		<title>By: Kevin T.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack, I watched that on the Sci-Fi channel. The trailer looked really interesting. You&#039;ve got these souped-up fighers made by Earthling&#039;s going X-COM on Martian technology shooting plasma beams. It made me want to watch.

Than I actually did. The first part of the movie, before the figher launch, was so-so. Not much action, but the technobable was interesting. Then the fighters launched, and that&#039;s whre the disappointment happened.

You&#039;ve got these fighers flying up into the atmosphere, flying round ships around them, and the flight leader tells them to not engage, though the animation shows them firing anyway. Then you got the scientist frantically working, and somehow, she instantly upgrades the fighters with the technology necessary to get into space. Then the fighters go to the mothership, which you don&#039;t really see at all, before getting sucked into a vortex and being teleported close to Mars. Why the Aliens didn&#039;t just teleport the fighers into a black hole, I&#039;m not sure.

And then it switches to the boring main-character&#039;s story, where he&#039;s trying to find his son. And I&#039;m thinking, &quot;I didn&#039;t watch this movie to see this.&quot; Running around, crazy people telling them &quot;don&#039;t touch the walls&quot; for no reason, it was like a bad, boring, nonsensical dream. When it finally goes back to the fighters, which was what I was really interested in, they&#039;re idling in space for no reason. They finally go down to Mars, fight a battle and...what? It kept switching back to the boring &quot;I gotta find my son&quot; story, and the figher battle was never resolved, or even mentioned again.

This constant switching between what could have been an interesting story and a story that&#039;s just stupid was what ruined the movie for me. But I think what was really bad about this movie was the realization that I could have written a better script. I really could have. Me, a 19 year old college student, within three hours, could have come up with a story a lot better than this. And I personally don&#039;t want to watch a movie made by people with talent less than my own.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack, I watched that on the Sci-Fi channel. The trailer looked really interesting. You&#8217;ve got these souped-up fighers made by Earthling&#8217;s going X-COM on Martian technology shooting plasma beams. It made me want to watch.</p>
<p>Than I actually did. The first part of the movie, before the figher launch, was so-so. Not much action, but the technobable was interesting. Then the fighters launched, and that&#8217;s whre the disappointment happened.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got these fighers flying up into the atmosphere, flying round ships around them, and the flight leader tells them to not engage, though the animation shows them firing anyway. Then you got the scientist frantically working, and somehow, she instantly upgrades the fighters with the technology necessary to get into space. Then the fighters go to the mothership, which you don&#8217;t really see at all, before getting sucked into a vortex and being teleported close to Mars. Why the Aliens didn&#8217;t just teleport the fighers into a black hole, I&#8217;m not sure.</p>
<p>And then it switches to the boring main-character&#8217;s story, where he&#8217;s trying to find his son. And I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t watch this movie to see this.&#8221; Running around, crazy people telling them &#8220;don&#8217;t touch the walls&#8221; for no reason, it was like a bad, boring, nonsensical dream. When it finally goes back to the fighters, which was what I was really interested in, they&#8217;re idling in space for no reason. They finally go down to Mars, fight a battle and&#8230;what? It kept switching back to the boring &#8220;I gotta find my son&#8221; story, and the figher battle was never resolved, or even mentioned again.</p>
<p>This constant switching between what could have been an interesting story and a story that&#8217;s just stupid was what ruined the movie for me. But I think what was really bad about this movie was the realization that I could have written a better script. I really could have. Me, a 19 year old college student, within three hours, could have come up with a story a lot better than this. And I personally don&#8217;t want to watch a movie made by people with talent less than my own.</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2008/08/16/soul-man-vs-the-martians-war-of-the-worlds-2-the-next-wave/comment-page-1/#comment-3094</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, but there&#039;s nothing of such poor quality that the Sci-Fi Channel will reject it - they&#039;re &quot;premiering&quot; this on April 18.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, but there&#8217;s nothing of such poor quality that the Sci-Fi Channel will reject it &#8211; they&#8217;re &#8220;premiering&#8221; this on April 18.</p>
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		<title>By: Lurple</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lurple</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve never seen one of the Asylum&#039;s films, but I&#039;ve read quite a few reviews of them here and there and not one of them has ever been positive. That&#039;s putting it mildly.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never seen one of the Asylum&#8217;s films, but I&#8217;ve read quite a few reviews of them here and there and not one of them has ever been positive. That&#8217;s putting it mildly.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Fife</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim Fife</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#039;t know there was a first War of the Worlds put out by Asylum.  Knowing that, I kind of want to see it just to compare how shitty the two are.  Not really, actually.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t know there was a first War of the Worlds put out by Asylum.  Knowing that, I kind of want to see it just to compare how shitty the two are.  Not really, actually.</p>
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		<title>By: Bryan White</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is pretty much the end of the line for my experiences with The Asylum.  I looked forward to this party pack that they sent us because I figured with their reputation, we&#039;d at least get a laugh out of the movies but that turned out to be a pretty tall order. The common thread among our Asylum reviews is that each movie features a lot of people running in terror.  Easily half of each movie is spent running or walking to some destination while nothing else happens.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is pretty much the end of the line for my experiences with The Asylum.  I looked forward to this party pack that they sent us because I figured with their reputation, we&#8217;d at least get a laugh out of the movies but that turned out to be a pretty tall order. The common thread among our Asylum reviews is that each movie features a lot of people running in terror.  Easily half of each movie is spent running or walking to some destination while nothing else happens.</p>
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		<title>By: Remo D.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Remo D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You DID see the FIRST Asylum WAR OF THE WORLDS, right? Starring (but not directed by) C. Thomas Howell? Just as dull, just as cheap, but with some quick nudity and gore for an R rating--and with a brand-new ending that lets US come up with the idea of compromising the Martian&#039;s immune system... sort of throws the whole point out the window, no? Then they actually had the gall to throw jokes into the end credits as if we were playing along with some sort of COMEDY!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You DID see the FIRST Asylum WAR OF THE WORLDS, right? Starring (but not directed by) C. Thomas Howell? Just as dull, just as cheap, but with some quick nudity and gore for an R rating&#8211;and with a brand-new ending that lets US come up with the idea of compromising the Martian&#8217;s immune system&#8230; sort of throws the whole point out the window, no? Then they actually had the gall to throw jokes into the end credits as if we were playing along with some sort of COMEDY!</p>
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