Comments on: The only thing missing is Yakkety Sax. The Bodyguard 1 & 2. http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2008/08/19/the-only-thing-missing-is-yakkety-sax-the-bodyguard-1-2/ A celebration of cheap thrills Fri, 17 May 2013 14:16:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Cal http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2008/08/19/the-only-thing-missing-is-yakkety-sax-the-bodyguard-1-2/comment-page-1/#comment-3810 Cal Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:01:24 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=401#comment-3810 Bryan,

Don’t listen to that creep. The movies were hilarious guilty pleasures. I just watched them both today, and I find them to be instant classics. It’s hard not to laugh at a trio of cross-eyes gunslingers who shoot everything but their targets. Or a Japanese swordsman who accidentally sets his kimono ablaze before he can draw his sword. I would say that these films are what “Shoot Em Up” aspired to be (and should have been).

]]> By: Bryan White http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2008/08/19/the-only-thing-missing-is-yakkety-sax-the-bodyguard-1-2/comment-page-1/#comment-3511 Bryan White Sun, 10 May 2009 23:54:41 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=401#comment-3511 You know what, “me”? I’m not going to be offended by your dipshit remarks. It’s a good thing that opinions are what they are and that we’re all entitled to them. See, I understand this; that what I like may not be what you like, but I’m still going to write a review of the movie that reflects my positive opinion. I thought The Bodyguards were funny. You did not. But your insinuation that I’m being paid to give bad movies good reviews is downright retarded. A lot of money – my money – goes into this website and the only thing that helps pay the bills around this place are those Amazon affiliates links and nobody is even clicking on them if my analytics serve me. So I recommend that you take your shitty attitude and start your own website. Obviously, as a “cinephile”, your opinion of movies is so much more illuminated than my own and since you’re not in anybody’s pocket, you’ll have much more honest reviews. Clearly, you keep it real, asshole.

On a final note: spellcheck is your friend. Use it.

]]> By: me http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2008/08/19/the-only-thing-missing-is-yakkety-sax-the-bodyguard-1-2/comment-page-1/#comment-3507 me Sun, 10 May 2009 00:38:19 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=401#comment-3507 In addition, the individual who wrote that review has got to be getting paid by someone. Or the person who owns this website is extremely closely related to them, and I say really close because even if I owned this website and a friend of mine needed a good review I wouldn’t allow them to do that. This review alone embarrasses the entire website.

Sincerely,
Me

]]> By: me http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2008/08/19/the-only-thing-missing-is-yakkety-sax-the-bodyguard-1-2/comment-page-1/#comment-3506 me Sun, 10 May 2009 00:34:18 +0000 http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=401#comment-3506 This has got to be the worst movie I have ever encountered in my entire life as a human being. Do not, and I repeat, do not watch this movie ever, not even if your on drugs. I don’t even want to repeat what made it so bad because that would involve me to re live the time to which I will never get back in my life. As a cinephile, I know some may be thinking “O, I will make that decision for myself.”, DONT! DO NOT WASTE YOUR LIFE IN THIS MANOR!

An unimpressed and pissed off viewer!
Me

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