From the company that brought you Mana and Health Energy Potion, a pair of energy drinks marketed to World of Warcraft players who absolutely must surround themselves with fabricated artifacts from Azeroth. You know? For when that ten hour raid starts to tire you out. Here’s a product that is destined to be stocked next to the Twilight paperbacks. I’m going to actually cut the shit here and stop acting like some kind of smug asshole because the only thing stopping me from buying one of these is the tragic fact that I don’t know where to buy it and I’m not about to order an energy drink on the internet, no matter how cool the packaging is. If you don’t happen to have this problem, you can head over to Urban Collector and buy your own or wait until comic shops near you start selling this crap.
Until a couple of years ago, I was an authority on energy drinks and I haven’t lost my edge. If there’s one thing I learned from obsessively seeking and cataloging their qualities, the energy drinks with the kookiest packaging tended to be nigh undrinkable. But you can make anything bearable by adding vodka to it, so expect to see these dangling behind the bar at a goth club near you. Right next to those overpriced bottles of True Blood.
