8 Oct

Halloween Blog-A-Thon Day 8: 10 Reasons Halloween is better than sex

Posted by Bryan White | Thursday October 8, 2009 | Uncategorized

sexy vampireI admit, this is kind of a cop out since I’m keeping it short this time but I’m in a hurry tonight and you’re hungry for some new Halloween trivia. So I’m taking the high road, a little sexy makes the bitter pill go down easier so here you go. The following list is the common result of a chain email that has been circulating since the late 90′s’. If you’re on the internet, you have received dozens of these. None of them ever seem to have a point and what’s weirder, they never seem to be selling anything. They just threaten your personal safety unless you send it along to ten of your friends. This one has probably popped up in some bad stand-up comic’s routine at some point, as well. As much as I love Halloween, I take issue with the comparison of Halloween over sex, but that’s just me and who’s to say you can’t combine the two?

  • You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
  • The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some
  • It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
  • Less guilt the morning after
  • It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re someone else, because you are
  • Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy
  • If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door
  • If you’re tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again
  • You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some
  • You can do the whole neighborhood!

1 Comment 

  1. October 9, 2009 2:17 pm

    Gargus

    Of course sex and halloween go together. Just look at 90% of the women on halloween, they dress up like whores and then tell everyone “Im a witch”, of course you are.


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