I’m keeping this one short because it’s late and the video sort of speaks for itself. A couple of years back, some kids in Argentina were chilling late at night, shooting the shit and waving a camera around when they heard a sound that they identified as “someone throwing stones”. When they turned, they spotted something moving in the shadows that they couldn’t identify. It immediately spread across the internet and became a bit of a sensation. People in the english speaking world called it The Gnome on account of it wearing a pointy hat, or at least appearing to. Since that time, The Gnome has appeared to several other groups of kids and has been caught on cell phone video several times but the resolution is predictably low and no one ever makes out any distinct characteristics. What the hell is that thing? I mean seriously. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING??? It’s not like it’s just some kind of small animal that in the shadows has been mistaken for something else. It stands on two legs and appears to be humanoid with arms in the appropriate spots and that freakin’ pointy hat! Consequently, I do a kick ass version of the gnome walk.