It’s April 20th, 2011 today. That’s 4/20, a magical number that indicates more than the anniversary of the Columbine Shootings and the birthday of Adolf Hitler. Need I elaborate? Must I go on? I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. I sort of blew my cover with the headline anyway. Since I can’t remember the last time I actually smoked a bowl, I’m going to have to live vicariously through you and provide a couple of laughs all the while. So don’t pack it too tight, put clean water in your bong, grab a bag of Herr’s Potato Chips and watch these stony trailers.