Even his outfit is this pseudo savvy and suave hipster that just makes him look like he is just one of another million guys his age that wear a tie loosened at the neck with collar open and sleeves partially rolled up, hair messed up so he looks like the slacker frat boy type that got out of bed and is “too cool to even comb his hair because he doesnt care and that makes him sexy”, sitting there holding a glass of apple juice in a burbon glass to show he is classy and sophisticated, etc etc. He just comes off as a slave to trends.

Its funny also how he just says “Oh yeah superman had the most basic set of super powers” right after he mentions the fact he was the first. So how is it they are basic and boring powers when he was the first? Then he starts comparing other heroes like rogue and captain marvel to him when they came decades after superman. Thats like saying “Oh pffff how boring, in 1886 karl benz created the first car but please how lame is that? Even a 2012 toyota has 4 tires. Karl is nothing special for creating the worlds first car because come on, we have millions of them now”. Superman was created in 1938, they were lucky to get it printed at all in that time period and it was a different time when things were more simple and again considering he is the first mainstream superhero like this he was amazing. I bet this is the type of asshole who laughs at the fact people had horse drawn carriages 500 years ago and thinks they are lame for using them as he jumps in his honda accord mom and dad bought him.

Pretty annoying how he over simplifies things and uses an incredibly overly sarcastic tone for EVERYTHING. Anyone can make anything sound dumb, thoughtless, stupid and wasteful when you use a sarcastic tone and then over simplify it. Like how he rips on superman for punching doomsday, thats what superman does its what he is designed for. What would be the point of having batman and superman if they were both doing the exact same thing? He acts like superman is only punching and completely ignores that while he punches stuff (again over simplifying) he also has a personality that makes him different than other punching type characters. If you talk with a sarcastic, snarky and pretentious tone and over simplify you can talk down about anything and it doesnt make you come across as insightful.

What about making fun of the stories? So? I can do that about anything! If I put my hand over my face, laugh and say “This is crazy” and then exxagerate every detail then I can make anything sound crazy. He seems to like batman so we will do batman “He is like this little kid and see’s HIS PARENTS SHOT that shit is crazy! And then he goes home and a bat flies through his window, it wasnt even open this bat was like flying 200 mph and crashed through a pane of glass thats crazy! And then the kid decides that hey I want to be a bat and swing around the city and scare hardened criminals with my bat costume! Yeah like some rock breaker from the penn will be scared of a bat costume pffffff whatever dude!”.

His directing ideas are basically a cross between every apple parody video with the white backgrounds, him standing there ranting and the camera always slightly in motion. The rest is him talking with another person mouting the words. He basically took the most pretentious and brainless ideas that everyone else has used to death in millions of other home made videos and just used them again.

I hate to tell him but he isnt cool, he isnt smart, he isnt savvy, he isnt insightful or anything. Its just some hipster douche bag with a lame idea ranting for almost 17 minutes as if he is the only sane person earth. He just nit picks something to the point where none of it makes sense to everyone else but has managed to convince himself that he is really smart and insightful.

He is also forgetting one simple thing, ITS A FUCKING COMIC BOOK. It isnt real, its fake, its fiction so who cares if it sound crazy? Star wars is even crazier and people still love it and I bet he does to (although he would probablly say he doesnt just so he can not agree).

Sitting around and bitching about something doesnt make you cool. Especially when you are bitching in a way that makes you sound like a pretentious douche hipster college kid thats trying desperately to act like the millions of others just like you but yet still imagine yourself as special and unique.