1 Nov

Name’s Ash. Housewares.

Posted by Bryan White | Thursday November 1, 2012 | News

Dad and AshListen up you primitive screwheads! Back in 2007 not long after I started up Cinema S, I announced the birth of my daughter Delilah here. In a way, she was the inspiration for this blog. Maybe one day I’ll explain it. But let it be known that I have once again procreated.

At 6:10pm on, I shit you not, Halloween, October 31st, my wife Nise gave birth to our second child, our son. We named him Ash and the reasons for that should be obvious. I admit, Ash isn’t his full name. Nor is it Ashley. It’s Ashton but because of a certain iconic horror franchise we’re calling him Ash. Our little goblin was actually due on the 23rd but the kid came built in with the weirdest DNA that seemed to inform him that he was a little more than a week out from his dad’s favorite holiday and being born on Halloween would probably be fucking awesome!

So here he is. Ashton Christopher. 7 pounds, 11 ounces and cute as hell.  Nise gives birth like a boss and she’s recovering nicely. Tomorrow we get to bring him home. So say hi to Ash!

We even found ourselves with a bit of celebrity well-wishing so excuse me while I show off.


  1. November 4, 2012 1:01 pm

    Troy Z

    Congratulations to you and the wife on the healthy delivery of Ash! That kid is now set up to have the Best Birthdays Ever. Born on or even near Christmas? Sucks. Born on Halloween? No Downside; All Benefit. Hell, even strangers’ll give you candy on that kind of birthday.

  2. November 5, 2012 8:11 am

    Bryan White

    Thanks dude. I had five years to forget about what it’s like to have a new baby up in the house but I’m adjusting. He’s pretty awesome and I still can’t believe I have a kid whose birthday is on Halloween. You just can’t plan for that kind of trajectory.

  3. November 6, 2012 5:35 pm


    Congratulations! Very happy for you and it is soo cool to have a child with a Halloween birthday! ANyway, let’s chat soon. =V=

  4. November 6, 2012 5:35 pm


    Oh yeah,

    “Shop Smart! Shop S-Mart!”

    The new trailer looks scary as balls!

  5. November 21, 2012 4:34 am

    P-E Fronning

    Hi Ash, hi Bryan!
    Well done!

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