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		<title>Destined to be a classic to a cult of frat boys. Bitch Slap.</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/03/11/bitch-slap-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re entering a weird new era in cult film. The way it used to be was that some smarmy business man would declare himself a producer and make a movie that was intended to make the most money on the least amount of effort. To do that, the script he came up with would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roll saving throw vs. inescapable doom -2. Arkham Horror.</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/03/06/roll-saving-throw-vs-inescapable-doom-2-arkham-horror/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been several days. I owe you suckas a post. I&#8217;ve been spending most of my free time this week working on something big. By that I mean the new Cinema Suicide design. It&#8217;s going to be freakin&#8217; sweet. Before that crazy-ass undertaking, I spent several days without power thanks to this seemingly new trend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I guess you had to be there. Supervan.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=2883</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I do so many reviews of new releases up in here that I feel like I&#8217;ve lost perspective. Back when I started up this blog, my reviews were of whatever I  watched the night prior. I started to gain a reputation, though, and it wasn&#8217;t long before I was reviewing next week&#8217;s new releases on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t a guy get one ninja guitar solo? Ninja Assassin</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/25/ninja-assassin-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know? Even though it deviated wildly from the original comics and butchered my favorite scene, V For Vendetta could have been a lot worse. I actually liked it. It completely downplayed the political angle and I can sort of understand why. It was no longer the 80&#8217;s and it wasn&#8217;t produced in England. Context [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the story of the millenium! Frank Dancoolo: Paranormal Drug Dealer</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/19/frank-dancoolo-paranormal-drug-dealer-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=2851</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine went down to that 24 hour sci fi film fest they hold in Boston every year and he came back raving about this weirdo short film that he called something like &#8220;Coolio, paranormal drug dealer&#8221;. Turns out he was close on the name. Coolio has nothing to do with the picture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tommy Wiseau, you&#8217;re tearing me apaaahrt!! The Room.</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/11/the-room-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been meaning to do a review of The Room for a while. I&#8217;d been hearing mentions of it here and there but nothing about it stuck out to me as something I needed to see. Word was, it was a particularly awful melodrama. I didn&#8217;t really know anyone who had caught whiff of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soundtrack Apocalisse! Calabrese III, They Call Us Death Reviewed</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/09/calabrese-iii-they-call-us-death-reviewed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=2791</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a time in Cinema Suicide history where I ran a sister site called Soundtrack Apocalisse and a friend of mine, Tim Fife, did some totally sweet interviews with guys like Fabio Frizzi and Claudio Simonetti as well as a number of album reviews for movie soundtracks. Well, apart from Jovanka Vukovic, I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Suicidal Book Club: The Dead by Mark E. Rogers</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/05/the-suicidal-book-club-the-dead-by-mark-e-rogers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/05/the-suicidal-book-club-the-dead-by-mark-e-rogers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my confusion for a moment. The solicitation for review copies of The Dead by Mark E. Rogers looked, upon first inspection, like a comic book. I took one look at that cover and was sold. I&#8217;m always up for zombie horror, particularly indie zombie horror when it sports sweet artwork like that. Then the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOST season 6 kicks off. ABC asks, do you folks like advertisements?</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/03/lost-season-6-kicks-off-abc-asks-do-you-folks-like-advertisements/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/02/03/lost-season-6-kicks-off-abc-asks-do-you-folks-like-advertisements/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=2765</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Things have been mighty quiet up in here lately. A busy work schedule, preparations on the upcoming Cinema Suicide web series, freelance writing and percolating a new script for a graphic novel have been keeping me away, allowing the other sites out there to fill you in on what&#8217;s coming up on the horror horizon. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>60 pages of The Walking Dead. A review of Frank Darabont&#8217;s pilot script.</title>
		<link>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/01/26/frank-darabont-walking-dead-pilot-script-review/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cinema-suicide.com/2010/01/26/frank-darabont-walking-dead-pilot-script-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cinema-suicide.com/?p=2744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By now, the script for Frank Darabont&#8217;s much ballyhooed pilot episode, adapted from Robert Kirkman&#8217;s incredible horror comic, The Walking Dead, has leaked and a couple of reviews are floating around. The buzz so far has been pretty positive, but the reviews that I&#8217;ve read don&#8217;t seem to deliver the news to the fans who [...]]]></description>
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