Comments for Cinema Suicide

Comment on Hey! Free DVDs! Win one of three copies of Possession! Exclamation mark! by sazzzy

sazzzy — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:51:50 +0000

What about those in the uk with multi regional dvd players? i can play region 1!

Comment on Some bands man was not meant to listen to. The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets. by Bryan White

Bryan White — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:08:02 +0000

Was that the one with The Morality Squad? I think that was one of the only GWAR home videos I never saw.

Comment on Some bands man was not meant to listen to. The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets. by Gargus

Gargus — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:34:38 +0000

For the sake of saying it since you mentioned Gwar. Watch the movie they made called Phallus In Wonderland. It has the cuttlefish of cthulhu in it and a couple other subtle cthulhu references. Aside from being a vehicle for some of their songs its actually a pretty fucked up and schlocky good time with that unique feel to it you dont find to often, reminds me of staying up late as a little kid watching stuff on late tv you shouldnt be watching.

Comment on Goriest. Slasher. Ever. Laid To Rest by Kevin Brewer

Kevin Brewer — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:45:23 +0000

So many people like this writer guy who think they know more and have seen everything than other horror fans…
Hey i can respect some body elses point of view…
YES, the effects were very bloody, but BORING ! He just runs around and slits peoples throats and stabs people and he wears a chrome mask ! NOTHING makes him stand out !! ANYBODY could get the same mask and an expensive pair of Rambo knives from the local tactical surplus store. I was dissapointed, i heard so much about this movie and the plot sucked. It was all blood and not much else, its not even a horror movie its just…a really violenct bloody movie like Unborn ( which had a semi-decent plot but still sucked ). And the Tom Savini comparisons ? Hes a legend because of awsome movies and effects. Extremely bloody effects do not make a decent movie. An awsome movie and plot can still get past horrible effects. ( “Japanese Hell” is a great example of this ! ) This movie is just a waste of 90 mins….

Comment on Destined to be a classic to a cult of frat boys. Bitch Slap. by Paul

Paul — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:54:55 +0000

I’ve not seen Bitch Slap but I do agree with where you are coming from here. The problem with the sub-Tarantino grindhouse wannabes is that they don’t understand that the cult films the rest of us came to love became cult films by accident.

When people self-consciously set out to make something that will be embraced as a ‘cult classic’, without understanding why the original exploitation films were embraced in the way they were, the results are inevitably dire.

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RAM BAHADUR SINGH — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:45:46 +0000

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Comment on Destined to be a classic to a cult of frat boys. Bitch Slap. by Steve Jencks

Steve Jencks — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:15:11 +0000

oops I met Bryan…not Brian.
I deserve a bitch slap.

Comment on Destined to be a classic to a cult of frat boys. Bitch Slap. by Steve Jencks

Steve Jencks — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:13:55 +0000

But Brian they used the same font as the Cinema Suicide logo. Ya gotta give them points for that:)

I actually enjoyed the film. A bunch of my buddies got together to watch it and we laughed a lot at it’s cartoon style. It was like a bachelor party except with the bonus of explosions and girl on girl smack downs. I was entertained.

Comment on In your dreams, beautiful people kick ass. Ink. by Vishal

Vishal — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:08:27 +0000

I too loved the movie. Moreover, it made me think. I personally felt, regarding the movie, that children are always united with their soul and matured people are the ones who lose the link with their soul in due course of time in life. Ink was the soul of the father character; alive in the parallel world. The Story tellers and the Incubi was actually fighting for the souls of the child and that of the father.

Comment on Destined to be a classic to a cult of frat boys. Bitch Slap. by Matt Farkas

Matt Farkas — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:28:52 +0000

Spot on – I frickin’ HATED this movie! Yet another modern would-be hipster film that thinks it would be unseemly to include actual exploitation elements in their retro-exploitation flick. Where in the world did these fools get the idea that it is possible, let alone laudable, to produce a genre film that steadfastly avoids the conventions of the genre. Maybe Rick Jacobson will direct a smugly self-satisfied comedy without any jokes in it next, or a musical without songs?

The claims of lineage to Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! are tenuous and superficial at best – it could’ve just as well asserted that it was a distaff update of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Really, this was VIP: The Motion Picture or DOA: Dead or Alive meets Hell Ride – i.e. Maxim-style faux eroticism (cleavage – how….’50s) mixed with a splash of blood and shaken into Tarantino-esque non-linearity that earns its R- (or Un-)rating primarily by virtue of cuss words. Try not to get too excited, kids!

And at 109 minutes it’s overlong by a half-an-hour, at least.