The New Jason Voorhees revealed!

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Jul 17th, 2008 by Bryan White

$The first image from Platinum Dunes\' Friday the 13th Remake$

That’s it. That’s all you get. Entertainment Weekly got the scoop but that’s the best look you’re going to get until they start to market the flick heavily. What do you think?

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8 Responses to “There he is, folks. The new Jason Voorhees.”

on 18 Jul 2008 at 12:16 am1Richard Griffin

Yeesh. Looks like a Pepsi commercial.

Hollywood, just stay the fuck away from Suspiria, okay? Just stay the fuck away.
on 18 Jul 2008 at 1:17 am2Remo D.

Wow, man. She’s in a lake. And he’s wearing a jacket.
on 18 Jul 2008 at 8:35 am3Bryan White

Looks like he’s gotten some sun, too. Good for him. What I’d like to know is where you get a hockey mask in the middle of the forest.
on 18 Jul 2008 at 9:06 am4Dave!

I’d be more afraid of the color of that water than the man standing on the shore. And is he wearing a pink shirt?
on 18 Jul 2008 at 9:29 am5Lurple

I think there’s not much to think about it.

Why not Suspiria: The Musical. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and The Hoff.
on 20 Jul 2008 at 8:06 pm6Dave!

Eh, I’d be more interested in Deep Red on ice…
on 21 Jul 2008 at 11:58 pm7Richard

Lucio Fulci’s Corpse Presents: THE BEYOND! : The Musical.

If those doors to Hell aren’t closed/
Those spiders might bite off your nose/
Everyone’s dead, but what the heck/
So is poor old David Warbeck!
on 24 Jul 2008 at 9:59 am8Lurple

I think you’re on to something. And any of these musicals could be done on ice! Disney, are you taking notes?